Gore

I was pretty sure that Gore would take the Nobel Peace Prize, but I didn't think that would make him run for president, until Princess Hillary congradulated him on her website. She's scared, a day in the life of a coward, true, but still. After all, it was her husband's extra-martial "ministries" and his refusal to man up about them, that allowed the republicans to steal the election. If Gore had been president, would we be at war now? Cleaving onto his job was good for Clinton, and bad for America.