What has to happen?

What has to happen for my friends to stop assisting my enemies? Seriously. Stop doing me the favor of tying me up and holding me down. I'm going to get into a fight now. This is only different than before because I will be returning fire.

I ask that you refrain from giving me unsolicited advice. Keep your comments among yourselves!!!

I understand that you think I need to get fucked, but it really isn't your place, now is it?