Cleaning up

So Hillary is going to remedy NAFTA, mandatory drug sentences, and Magnequench’s factory closing because George Bush didn’t stop it.

Weren’t those all Bill Clinton’s doings?

Party

The White House Corespondents dinner was this past weekend, and it seems that a good time was had by all. The presidential hopefuls were absent, not to worry, the sitting (or standing on a chair) president looked like he had enough fun for all of them. He told jokes, lead the band and stayed up well past his bedtime. How long has he been fun?

Don't forget the margins...

I'm reading that HRC took PA by a 9.2 margin. A comfortable margin to be sure, but not double digits. How many more home states does she have anyway?

HRC takes Penn...

So HRC wins PA, that's nice. We of course don't know by how much, but her spokespeople are saying the size of the margin doesn't matter. Hey Wolfie, trust me, size matters.

Nothing.

I really thought the Clintons would have come up with something this weekend, but no. Nothing. Not unless you count Chelsea Clinton being groped by lesbians in the bars of Philadelphia.

Way to show up David Shuster, the patron saint of hip and cool.

Quick Question

Did the Candidates know the questions before the debate? The reason I ask, how did Wolfie know to have that specific ten year old questionnaire in his hand so quick? Did he know that question was coming, know Obama's answer, and have the questionaire at the ready?

GAY

Mike Piazza' gay. I realize that everybody already knows this, I realize that nobody cares, but I'm saying it anyway in the hope that he will stop harassing me. He's being blackmailed into screwing with me each and every moment of my life. Yes, it is stupid.

Mike, everybody knows you're gay, nobody cares. There isn't any reason to pay extortion. NONE.