Sunday, May 18, 2008

Hillary goes to Church?

Yep Hillary Clinton went to church, and the sermon was about adultery. Does anybody NOT think she or her campaign requested that sermon? She is at her most popular when people are thinking about her husband's girlfriends, even if they've all been morphed into the composite character collectively known as Monica.

Seriously, I think that it is mean to vote for her at this point. I hear that when she gets off her plane, she stops, smiles and waves. Which would be okay, if there were any crowds or cameras there to greet her. What's going on now is just too sad for me to find anything funny about. So I outsource...

Hillary Clinton's Sunset Blvd

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Mean to HRC?

Who's being mean to Hillary Clinton? I don't think anybody is being mean to Hillary Clinton. I know Barrack Obama hasn't asked her to drop out. His supporters haven't asked her to drop out. Some late night comics are making fun of her, but that's their bread and butter, it should be expected. By the way, whoever becomes the next president, will be mocked.

To my mind, the Obama people have been very polite to, and about HRC, almost to a fault. They didn't campaign at all in West Virginia. It gave the nation the opportunity to see how impressive HRC can be. We watched her loose her husband, Elmer Gantry, in all those tiny towns and he really wowed them. They have a story to tell the next generation, no matter what happens. The people of West Virginia enjoyed the show, and good for them. Maybe this will spark something in them, prompt them to join the rest of us in the 21st century. I'm sure they mean well, but they've been stagnant for a long time. Access to cable tv and the internet really ought to be improved. Maybe more colleges in the area, I don't know, they need something. The truth is, when Hillary Clinton tries really, really hard, and has absolutely no competition, she and her surrogates can make a great splash.

We're getting near the end. Nobody's picking on her, nobody's pushing anybody around. Well of course, the math is against her, but there isn't much to be done about that.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Reinvented

Who reinvented herself better and more often, Hillary Clinton or Madonna? Discuss.

Monday, May 5, 2008

The 2008 Democratic Race in 7 Minutes

This is helpful.

Sunday, May 4, 2008

Don't be mad...

How long are you going to be angry with me Wolfie? It's not like I made some snarky remark about HRC letting a teenage Chelsea go out in a really really short skirt, only to pimp her in adulthood, or something.

Come on Wolfie, use your coconut.

Saturday, May 3, 2008

Coconuts, or just nuts?

Something about Hillary Clinton's story regarding Chelsea and the coconut seemed familar...I think it was the rhythm, the cadence of the story as HRC told it. It was the same rhythm and cadence as the story that had her and Chelsea running for cover from snipers.

As HRC tells the story, it was the Clintons' habit to do a group activity, (hitting tennis balls, going to a movie) every Wednesday night. Chelsea had said she'd heard about coconuts but hadn't seen one. So on one of these Wednesday evenings, they went to a store, bought a coconut used a hammer and threw it on the driveway, unable to get it open.

This didn't seem normal. Chelsea Clinton was born in 1980. Bill Clinton retook the governorship in 1982. He remained the governor until he became president. Does any governor, or governor's spouse do any of the grocery shopping? Is there no cook, or other servant in the Governor's Mansion?

I think this is a lie. I think it's a stupid lie. By a stupid woman, who really believes she's smarter than she ever bothered to be. It's a shame.

Obama And Your Mama

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Friday, May 2, 2008

Mickey Kantor Racism Towards Indiana

Tell us, how do you really feel?

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Hillary Clinton:

Poor Wolfie...

God Bless Us

"Rich people, God bless us. We deserve all the opportunities to make sure our country and our blessings continue until the next generation."

Hillary Clinton said that. On tape. Poor Wolfie.